~ Out Of The Mouth ... ~ Love Is...

      One child wrote the following:
       We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and  Grandpa.   They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and  they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses,  and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore!

        They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name  tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
       They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but  they don't do them very well.     
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
       At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man  sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they
Sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!
        Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same  thing every night---early birds.
       Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll  house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
        My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his  retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday  too.
      When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll  house.  Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.


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